《非诚勿扰》经典台词中英文（一）一:葛优征婚启事篇:你要想找一帅哥就别来了,你要想找一钱包就别见了.硕士学历以上的免谈,女企业家免谈(小商小贩除外),省得咱们互相都会失望.刘德华和阿汤哥那种才貌双全的郎君是不会来征你的婚的,当然我也没做诺丁山的梦.您要真是一仙女我也接不住,没期待您长得跟画报封面一样看一眼就魂飞魄散.外表时尚,内心保守,身心都健康的一般人就行.要是多少还有点婉约那就更靠谱了.我喜欢会叠衣服的女人,每次洗完烫平叠得都像刚从商店里买回来的一样.说得够具体了吧.自我介绍一下,我岁数已经不小了,留学生身份出去的,在国外生活过十几年,没正经上过学,蹉跎中练就一身生存技能,现在学无所成海外归来,实话实说,应该定性为一只没有公司、没有股票、没有学位的"三无伪海龟".性格OPEN,人品五五开,不算老实,但天生胆小,杀人不犯法我也下不去手,总体而言属于对人群对社会有益无害的一类.有意者电联,非诚勿扰.Youarelookingforaguywhodonotcome,youarelookingforawallet,donotmet.Masterdegreeorhigher,discussion,femaleentrepreneurs(otherthansmallbusinessoperators),wesaveeachotherwillbedisappointed.AndyLauandABrotherkindofsoupisnotendowedwithboththeHusbandtosignyourmarriage,ofcourse,IdidnotdreamofdoingNottingHill.You'reindeedanangel,Icouldnotpick,didnotexpectthatyoulooklikemagazinecover,justaquickglanceoftheirwits.tricksortooyounghealthyaverageperson.Ifitismoregracefulandmuchisstilltooshy.Ilikeawomanfoldingclothes,washingironingandfoldingeachtimeliketheyjustboughtthesamestore.Itcannotbespecificofthebar.introducemyself,Iamnolongeryoungage,wentabroadasastudent,andinmorethantenyearslivingabroad,nodecentschooling,wastedinthetrained,living,learningnothingnowYoubackintoallhonesty,shouldnotbejudgedasacompany,nostock,nodegreeof"threenopseudo-turtle."personalityOPEN,Mycharacterisneitheropen,nothonest,butsmokeisnotillegaltokillmeAlsoXiabuQuhand,ingeneral,issociallybeneficialtothepeopleharmless.Contactmebyphone,you'retheone.非诚勿扰经典台词二:舒淇:你知道什么叫一见钟情吗?Doyouknowwhatatfirstsight?葛优:我一见你就挺钟情的.Iseeyouareveryloveof.非诚勿扰经典台词三:葛优:你不愿意找一个身体棒的?非找个软柿子捏.Youdonotwanttofindagoodstick?notfindanypuncheseitherpinch.车晓:软柿子才好吃呢.Anypuncheseitherwegoeat.葛优:病秧子似的,岁数又大,你就不担心婚姻的质量?你这个年龄,我直说啊,正是如狼似虎的年龄段啊.Sicko-likedisease,ageandlarge,youwillnotworryaboutthequalityofmarriage?yourage,Isayso,ah,itistheage“Rulangsihu”.车晓:您觉得爱情的基础就是性吗?Doyouthinkloveisthebasisofsex?葛优:不完全是,但要是没有肯定不能叫爱情,顶多叫交情.Notexactly,butcertainlycannotbecalledifthereisnolove,atmost,iscalledfriendship.车晓:没有怎么了?照样能白头到老.当然也不是说完全不能有,只是不要